Since we got no outside entries for our regatta, we turned it into a family day, and wives, nono-sailors, babies and our dogs sailed. Herewith, the published rules:
Clothes MUST Remain On
<u>Absolutely Forbidden</u>
Biting
Gouging
Antenna-Whipping
Instep-Stomping
<u>Frowned Upon</u>
Obvious Drunkenness
Eyeglass Smearing
Sight Blocking
Spurious Babe (or Hunk) Sightings
Pouring Soda in Shoes
There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Kenneth Graeme, Wind in the Willows.