Since we got no outside entries for our regatta, we turned it into a family day, and wives, nono-sailors, babies and our dogs sailed. Herewith, the published rules:
Clothes MUST Remain On
Spurious Babe (or Hunk) Sightings
Pouring Soda in Shoes
There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Kenneth Graeme, Wind in the Willows.